They are, to be perfectly honest, the tiniest bit boring.
But they’re still her favorite muddy-puddle-jumping, everyday-is-an-adventure shoes.
Each pair of shoes Juno tries brings a brand new adventure―and a step towards understanding that her very own shoes might be the best shoes of all.
Praise for Juno Valentine and the Magical Shoes:“[A] fresh take on a fairy tale.
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A New York Times Bestseller! Featured in Oprah Magazine’s Holiday Gift GuideRecommended by Rachael Ray as the perfect holiday giftFeatured in InStyle’s Holiday Gift GuideJuno Valentine’s favorite shoes don’t light up.
One day, when they go missing, Juno discovers something amazing: a magical room filled with every kind of shoe she could possibly imagine!Juno embarks on an epic journey through time and space, stepping into the shoes of female icons from Frida Kahlo and Cleopatra to Lady Gaga and Serena Williams.
Parents and children alike will adore Instagram superstar Eva Chen’s precocious debut picture book Juno Valentine and the Magical Shoes―a story that’s equal parts fashion fairy-tale and guide to girl power―and fall in love with the brilliantly spirited Juno Valentine.
There comes a point in every career of note, when it’s time to dig a trench in the turf; to define exactly who you are in a way that resonates in the broadest possible manner.
The title is ‘Gravity’, but the music is set to rise like a rocket.
For Bullet For My Valentine – now two decades deep into their story, one of rock and metal’s foremost names, a genuine success – that time is now.
Simply, this is frontman Matt Tuck and his fellow players thinking big and bold and refusing to compromise or back down.
Produced and mixed by Carl Bown, ‘Gravity’ (the UK band’s sixth studio album, the follow-up to 2015’s ‘Venom’) sees the musicians delivering a body of work that looks set to add extra layers of excitement and meaning both to their own trajectory and to the genre per se.
At a time when the international scene feels ready for a serious shot in the arm, ‘Gravity’ is an album of true craft and vision – an ambitious labour of love with the weight and the punch that the band’s extensive, ever-burgeoning fan-base has come to expect, a point made in style by lead single / video ‘Over It’, whilst adding enough in terms of atmosphere, melody and contemporary sheen to spin heads in wider circles.
Backed up by an extensive worldwide touring plan that sees BFMV’s strongest ever line-up playing major shows and festivals for the whole of 2018 (and beyond), ‘Gravity’ already feels like an important album.
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This card may seem a little demented, but what’s love, if not demented? Don’t give your valentine a run-of-the-mill card.
Cupid, flowers and hearts are fine, but unless you’re in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun.
These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good old USA.
You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures.
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Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Valentine’s Day card.
This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine’s Day celebration and communication.
NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present).
Many of our fabulous custom & colorful cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges.
There are merely 7,000 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.
OVER 35 YEARS OF HUGE CELEBRATIONSKnown for our funny, hilarious cards and what has been described at times as snarky, sarcastic humor, most of our products are design based note cards and stationery products.
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